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Posted in internal on February 26, 2011 by John

I’ve decided to try out tumblr for a little bit. I’ll be posting there for a while. Please go to

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Top 10/50

Posted in 2009, internal, music on October 26, 2009 by kevin

How are we going to do this? I have Jeff on board. Shall it be New Years? I know Ross and Alex will be here. Who wants to do the math? I am more than welcome to step in. My Mathematics SAT score was through the roof 😉

Furry Friends

Posted in 2009, animals, EAST COAST, internal, women on June 5, 2009 by kevin


I would just like to introduce you all to my new kitten. She is possibly the most playful, affectionate (to an absurd degree) and superlative cat in all of Kings County (or at the very least the 94th precinct). She was rescued from what is essentially death row for kitties and, as I type this, she has gone from climbing up my shirt to sitting calmly on my stomach. She seems to be reading what I am typing. I am getting a little self-conscious.

Her name was Alice when we got her and it might stay that way, although we are going to give it a week. She is known as a Hemmingway polydactyl because she has an extra toe on each paw (which makes her slightly more clumsy and more adorable). Apparently Hemmingway wrote about a colony of polydactyl cats once. Anyhow, I just thought she needed to be introduced to the blogosphere. She will soon be a money making youtube hit, I’m sure of it.

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Greenpoint gets NY Timesed.

Posted in EAST COAST, internal, New York, NYT linking, white people on May 31, 2009 by kevin

In case you want to know a little bit about where I live. The article is mostly accurate, I suppose.

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Holy Boop! We’re One Year Old

Posted in 2008, 2009, blogs, internal with tags on January 14, 2009 by John

In fact we missed it, it was January 10th.  Why not put together a little retrospective?

Our First Post


Our 10 Most Popular Posts

Great Pacific Garbage 14,235
hot dogs 6,395
bee-el-zeh-BOOF-oh 3,330
Dead Monster on Montauk Shore 1,470
Teeth in the Motherfuckin’ Ovary 1,003
The Moon Versus Us Sleeping Together Eve 612
Cultural Borders vs Political Borders in 515
Colossal Squid, big peepers 398
Coupe du Monde de la Boulangerie 354
Post Post Post Post 342

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Oh, everything.

Posted in 2007, anecdotal humour, animals, art, babies, beer, california, celebrities, children, classics, drunk post, events, film, food, friends, G&T's, hearkening back, holding in one's pee-pee, internal, jokes, los angeles, orange, ouchies!, out-of-body experiences, politics, poop, predictable college photographs, public intoxication, sleep, Spoofs, summer, the future, the past, travel, tubes, videos, white people on October 14, 2008 by Shiv

I spent the last few hours going through old videos and photos of us in our best days. Here are a few gems.

From Spring Break 2005, John figuring out my camera before an epic game of Pictionary.

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I Feel Like [Beating Kevin To It]

Posted in 2008, art, black people, blogs, celebrities, Guns, hearkening back, internal, Mind Control, music with tags , , , on April 9, 2008 by Shiv

This is apparently the cover for Lil Wayne’s soon to be released magnum opus Tha Carter III. Blogs everywhere are baffled. I, on the other hand, just realized what Kevin’s been talking about.