My First Post

Amorphophallus. Also Known as: Misshapen Penis.

This African species has a rare and highly anticipated blossom which resembles a dick. It also emits the scent of rotten flesh in order to attract flies and other meat scavenging pollinators. A romantic meeting place for lovers ‘neath the moon, no?

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4 Responses to “My First Post”

  1. typewritermender Says:

    Figures your first post would exhibit such blatant penis envy. Your flower and John’s sundried tomato should get together.

  2. Great post, especially great colors.

  3. anyone else find it funny that a flower with the biggest stamen youve ever seen comes from africa?

  4. im not a racist.

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